SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

  • Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
  • No.6 fandom: BEES.
  • Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
  • Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
  • Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
  • Naruto fandom: ...who did sasuke kill this time
  • Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
  • Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
  • Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
  • The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
  • Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
  • Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
  • Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
  • Castle Fandom: JOSH DAVIDSON!
  • Once Upon A TIme fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
  • The L Word Fandom: FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
  • Grey's Anatomy fandom: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
  • Gintama fandom: L-L-Let's just find a t-t-time machine
  • One Piece fandom: Half of it goes "Yohoho, an adventure" and half of it goes "We're all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!"
  • Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
  • Hetalia Fandom: ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
  • Pandora Hearts Fandom: Oh, was that another explosion? Do have some tea with us while we wait for things to be resolved-- OH WAIT, THAT WAS REVY, WASN'T IT.
  • D.Gray Man Fandom: The Noah did it.
  • Bleach fandom: "AIZEN! WAS IT YOU?!"
  • Dragonball Z fandom: Fucking Yamcha, this is why we can't have nice things.
  • Avatar The Last Airbender fandom: MY CABBAGESSS
  • Soul Eater: MEDUSA. NO WAIT, ARACHNE
  • Ouran High School Host Club: That will be added to your expenses, Haruhi.
  • Legend of Zelda fandom: WHY CAN NONE OF YOU HELP YOURSELVES
  • The World Ends with You fandom: WE'RE GOING TO GET ERASED
  • Avengers Fandom: DAMN IT, LOKI
  • Mass Effect Fandom: We'll bang okay?
  • Homestuck Fandom: HUSSIEEEEE
  • Minecraft Fandom: NOTCH, FIX THIS.
  • Portal fandom: GOD DAMMIT GLaDOS
  • The Legend of Korra fandom: FUCKING HASOOK.